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Woo hoo!

Apparently, it is OK for me to take 800 mg of ibuprofen (that’s FOUR Advil liqui-gels!) 3x a day.

More Than That = Instant Death by Stomach Rupture

I like taking pills. No cause for concern; I’m a neurotic, trichotillomaniac, and a nailbiter, but not so much even a hypochondriac. The maintenance of me has grown to require a daily influx of antibiotics, anti-infammatories, drospirenone, and M&Ms. A lot of little pills, but nothing particularly impressive. Sigmund Freud and any of my ex-boyfriends would tell you I just needed to get laid.

Heh. Motherfuckers.

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