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Sweet!

It occurs to me that Splenda, unlike Sweet ‘n Low and more than Equal, sounds like it could be a prescription medication as well as a sweetness enhancer. Splenda. Allegra. Splenda. Paxil. Splenda. Celebrex. Prozac. Madonna.

In contrast, Zelnorm (Irritable Bowel Syndrome medication), sounds like a robot from a 50s sci-fi B-movie. “Quick, Zelnorm, the ray gun!”

More possible drug names:

Jubilex

Celestra

Extacil

Nirvanex

Lumenex

Transcenda

Saluphed

Pepsi

Stomach hurts. No doubt due to the 2400 mg of ibuprofen a day.

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