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Insane vs. Insane World

The other day, my parents told me that they would help me with the money for laser eye surgery, but not until I am way over 30, or the “War on Terror” is over. They are afraid I will be drafted otherwise, and that my lousy eyesight will be the only thing between myself and certain rape and death in Iraq.

Well, knowing that the current government is evil and out for blood, I suppose anything is possible. But I never mentioned having laser eye surgery in the first place. This has something to do with a general squeamishness about people firing laser beams into the tender flesh of my eyes.

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