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I mean, how would YOU make accounting data exciting?

I’m starting to believe that PowerPoint is just the Quark Xpress of Microsoft Office. Not that I really know my way around Illustrator, but god…

…I JUST WANT TO THROW A 2-PIXEL YELLOW STROKE AROUND MY FREAKIN’ TEXT, STRETCH THE WHOLE THING OUT FROM THE CORNERS, TRANSFORM IT ALL TO PATHS, MOVE IT WHERE I WANT AGAINST A SEMI-TRANSPARENT PATTERNED BACKGROUND, AND FLING AN ATTENTION-GRABBING BUSTY CHICK ON THE PAGE FOR GOOD MEASURE.

Also, what is with these lame fonts?

DAMN YOU, POWERPOINT!

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