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Other Things That Can Kill You: Spinach, Peanut Butter, Fish

Today, I accidentally swallowed a spoonful of spoiled yogurt that I think had been contaminated by (hopefully) mold. Afterwards, I tried to swallow some hand sanitizer to counteract whatever e. coli or other deadly thing was in the yogurt, but let me tell you: hand sanitizer is vile, vile stuff.

My point: if I die within the next few weeks, just know that health food is to blame.

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