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The Lack of a Liquor License Doesn’t Help Either

On the plus side, my local library will now be open for four hours every Saturday afternoon, thus allowing me to have books airlifted to the remote Bronx where I won’t have to walk twenty miles uphill in the snow both ways to fetch reading material.

On the minus side, my local librarians are extremely lackadaisical and surly on Saturday afternoons. I don’t care what the Times says about today’s librarians being young, hip, and tattooed. At best, my local librarians are hungover. At worst, they are still stoned. Also, the library pages are rude. Instead of, I don’t know, detouring a foot or so AROUND me, they just stand there, making exasperated noises and threatening to run me over with their carts. If Zagat rated libraries, my branch would get ZERO little book icons for service.

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