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Ninja Power

If my eight years working in the video business taught me nothing else, they taught me that sticking the word “ninja” in a title – regardless of actual content – will help a DVD sell way more units than anyone in their right mind could possibly expect. What to do with this hard won knowledge? My ex-roommate and I spent the night thinking of movie titles that would be totally awesome if they just incorporated the word “ninja.”

Here are just a few:

3 Men and a Ninja
Ninja in Seattle
Pretty Ninja
Ninja’d Up
The 40 Year Old Ninja
Gone with the Ninja
Hot Ninja
28 Ninjas Later
Fantastic Ninja: Rise of the Silver Ninja
Ninja Is Beautiful
The Shawshank Ninja
Reservoir Ninjas
The Singing Ninja
Jurassic Ninja
Ninja Almighty
A Ninja on Elm Street
The Italian Ninja
The Ninjas of Madison County
You’ve Got Ninja
My Best Friend’s Ninja
Mystery Ninja Theater 3000
Ninjas over Broadway
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Ninjas
The Ninja Diaries
An American Ninja in Paris
Fried Green Ninjas
The Usual Ninjas
Ninjabusters
Beneath the Planet of the Ninjas
Waterninja
10 Things I Hate About Ninja
The Pink Ninja
Ninja + Juliet
The Next Best Ninja
Dances with Ninjas
The Naked Ninja 33 ½
Moulin Ninja
Spring Summer Autumn Ninja
Pulp Ninja
The Last Ninja of Scotland
A Ninja Called Wanda
James and the Giant Ninja
Ninja on a Hot Tin Roof
Interview with the Ninja
Bill & Ted’s Excellent Ninja
The Lion, the Witch, and the Ninja
Ninja at Tiffany’s
Riding in Cars with Ninjas
Don’t Be a Ninja to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
My Fair Ninja
Ninjahead
The Ninja Wears Prada
Edward Ninjahands
A Ninja on 34th Street
Dr. Strangelove (or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Ninja)
The Ninja of the Opera
Kentucky Fried Ninja
Ninjas Inc.
Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Ninja
The Accidental Ninja
Boogie Ninjas
Ninjies
Seven Ninjas for Seven Brothers
Brokeback Ninja
Dude, Where’s My Ninja?
Kinky Ninjas
Curse of the Golden Ninja
I Was a Teenage Ninja
Shopninja
West Side Ninja
El Ninjiachi
Ninja Got Served
The Passion of the Ninja
50 First Ninjas
The Wedding Ninja
Mean Ninjas
Ninja It!
O Ninja, Where Art Thou?
Ninjas for Algernon
Valley Ninja
Ninja/Beautiful
Debbie Does Ninjas
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

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