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Stunned Awe/It’s Like They’re Inside my Head

As if in answer to my itchy, fevered prayers, Shape magazine offered this link to itch reducing pajamas.

As the downloadable brochure proudly claims, and I quote, this product makes it “easier to pull the fabric off dried blood.”

Throughout my entire copyrighting career, never had fate seen fit to grant me a marketing phrase of such genius. What the hell was I thinking?

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