Archive for September, 2009

September 26, 2009 Leave a comment

Totally enjoyed the (free preview) first episode of “Bored to Death.” Drinking white wine out of a coffee mug is SO something I would do!

I wish I lived in a fun borough.

Meanwhile, eHarmony found NO matches for me whatsoever. Zero. Zilch. I think me and my issues broke their site.

But in happier news, I’ve been in contact with a naturopath in Arizona who seems to have a handle on my health issues. We’re going to run tests!

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September 26, 2009 Leave a comment

Going to make grassfed beef jerky in the dehydrator tonight. Delicious, iron loading breakfast for the week!

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September 19, 2009 Leave a comment

Some guy/girl/family in my apartment complex has shared a playlist of “LimeWire Tunes.” Britney Spears AND Etta James. Bob Marley. Meanwhile, I came up with the term “hip-hoppery.”

I was stopped on Central Park South by a psychic the other week. She said everything I’m doing in my life is at odds with my destiny. It’s sad that I look so desperate/gullible that effing psychics are stopping me in the street now.

It’s true that I might need to open up more to people. But I’ve noticed that when I do, they generally cut me off and don’t want to listen. Because I’m a buzzkill.

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September 7, 2009 56 comments

Finished reading “The White Tiger,” which was fun, as well as “The Book Thief,” which was depressing.

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In which my office is overrun by toddlers

September 4, 2009 Leave a comment

Toddler conversational snippets:

You not nice!

No, don’t kiss me, and I won’t kiss you.

You don’t like me?

Papa, tell him the candy is not for him.

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September 3, 2009 112 comments

I’ve been seeing these print ads on phone kiosks for the new CW television show “The Vampire Diaries.” What’s next, “The Vampire Texts?” “The Vampire Tweets?”

Although if one were cursed with eternal life, I suppose keeping a diary would help while away the endless years. Or one could knit an awful lot of sweater-capes.

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Potential online dating profile

September 3, 2009 Leave a comment

Chronically bored, suspicious and wary.

Not as young as I used to be.

Not as thin as I used to be.

Not as smart as some.


Emotionally unavailable.

Easy, but unenthusiastic.

Generally competent.

Capable of learning new skills.

In love with nothing.

Likes to read.

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