The guy who cut my hair was wearing checked shorts, a faux snakeskin belt, and faux alligator cowboy boots. Skinny thing.

He tried to upsell me $60 worth of product, because I am Asian like him and therefore prone to thinning hair. My hair is thinning because of the calculus class induced trichotillomania I had in high school. It’s far too late for shampoo, little man! But thanks anyway.

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