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August 7, 2007 56 comments

My ex-roommate has purchased Guitar Hero, which I’m assuming is better for NYC apartment dwellers than Dance Dance Revolution. This is an educated guess at best.

Perhaps I’ll take up drinking martinis.

CORRECTION: My roommate has purchased two Guitar Hero guitars, but has yet to obtain a PlayStation console or the actual game. A smart girl, she is fully cognizant of this fact and is merely relying on the kindness of friends.

Perhaps I’ll take up drinking martinis.

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August 9, 2005 2 comments

I had a dream last night that the alien facehugger eggs were in the room with me. I kept running through scenarios, trying to avoid being impregnated and subsequently undergoing the whole chestbursting thing. Considered pre-chestbursting suicide as in Alien3, more to avert being violently ripped apart from the inside out than to save the human race. Sadly, we do not keep tanks of molten metal in the apartment. I suppose I could drink a lot of gin.

Oh, and I can’t actually see any of your comments on this blog – I can read them as they’re e-mailed, but the actual “comments” page keeps showing up blank, or weird. I can probably figure a way around this on my own, but I am lazy.

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