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January 30, 2008 Leave a comment

I get so many wrong number phone calls by people trying to reach Blizzard Entertainment. At this point, surely, it’s no coincidence.

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Er…I Wish?

January 30, 2008 Leave a comment

The No. 1 Random Question Asked of Me Today was:
Are you Canadian?

Forgive me if the pain of the doxycycline-induced esophageal ulcer is making me write stupid things. The relative lack of solid food might also be draining my powers of concentration. All my medical Googling assures me there is nothing you can do but wait out the 3.5-10 days while bleeding internally.

I do not like protein shakes.

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January 30, 2008 Leave a comment

It turns out you can make your own green tea soda.

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January 28, 2008 Leave a comment

And then I thought, hey, these Steve Madden heels actually fit me and are quite comfortable when I’m sitting down! And then I thought, wait…WTF just happened?

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January 24, 2008 Leave a comment

If any of you guys ever finds me face down, dead in a bed, please, please call Mary-Kate Olson before dialing 911. Thanks.

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January 21, 2008 Leave a comment

The new oven works; mom roasted a chicken. My heart is filled with love.

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January 19, 2008 Leave a comment

Wow. The terminators from the new “Sarah Connor Chronicles” sure are lousy shots.

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